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Ok, ok, ok, so guys, you know how we won the bagel lottery, right? So day before yesterday....I forgot to get my bagel. I cried and cried and cried (no I didn't, I'm making that up). And then YESTERDAY, they were out of bagels! I can't even. The guy was all, 'you can come back tomorrow for it,' but see, guys, that would mean using tomorrow's coupon...for tomorrow's bagel. See where this is going? No free bagels, that's where. So I said, 'what if there's no coupon tomorrow?' And, y'know, it's a legitimate question, I don't know how long free bagels lasts. What I do know is that I want my two bagels. (Today's and tomorrow's.)

So get this, journal. The guy goes ahead and rings up the bagel, uses the daily coupon, and writes down TWO bagels on the receipt to bring the next day. Not only that, but I DO have a coupon today!

So here's the plan. It's a little unscrupulous. I'm going to get those two bagels...and then...I'mma come back later to use today's coupon and get another.

Don't look at me like that, I am desperate, we have no bread.

I'll let you know if it worked later.

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OKAY, okay, I chickened out and didn't have the heart to steal a bagel.