J. R. R.

Saw an absolute genius on the WWW talking about J.R.R. Tolkien's real name being Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien. I think I'm going to try that on my nephew, since he's reading The Lord of the Rings. Wish me luck keeping a straight face! It should be almost as easy as convincing a room full of drunk freshmen that they had to eat ten gallons of beans and weenies to sober up.

That reminds me! Back in the day, there were barstools at one of the frat houses that looked like sexy legs and I've always wanted to find one. Turns out they're like $300. No set of gams is worth that much.