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I bought another discount dirt baby today! This one may not survive, we'll see. It's even more of a dry stick in some dirt than the fig tree was. But Jimbo is doing so well, I have high hopes for this little guy. What should I name it? It's a kiwi, and I was thinking maybe the VIN number of my car, or Bradley Uppercrust the Third, because that would be confusing and uncomfortable for visitors.